The Librarian’s Code, Part 7

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“Shouldn’t we put this to a vote or something who goes next?” Rou said indignantly. Opi grabbed up the book, holding it close.

“Like that would work,” he said protectively, wrapping his arms around the book. “We’d all just vote that we’re the person who should go next.”

“I wouldn’t,” Sam said. “Though at this moment, I’d vote for whoever tells me what the hell happened!”

“It was awesome-” Rou blurted out, her words spilling over Opi’s.

“It worked-” he began. The two glowered at each other.

“Why do you want to go next anyways?” He asked Rou. The girl threw her hair back, running a hand through the electric blue strands.

“I need to go back to University tonight,” she said. “I’m just lucky my schedule let me stay home an extra day to see this. But I have my Calculus final tomorrow, and it’s worth like, 25% of my grade.”

Opi pouted at her. “Fine, I guess you can go next,” he said, passing her the book. I walked around the circle, relighting the candle as Rou started quickly studying. She walked into the circle, sitting down like Sam had.

“Damn it,” I said when I got to the dish with the dew drops.

“That doesn’t sound promising,” Rou said, looking up from the book.

I held up the glass bowl. “It’s not,” I told her. “The water dish is empty.”

“What!?” she yelled, jumping up. Everyone else gathered around the bowl as well to see what I’d already noticed. There wasn’t even a drop left in the dish.

“How did that happen?” Syra asked in a hushed tone.

I shrugged. “I didn’t even see it happen. I thought I saw all the water jump back into the dish when Sam’s initiation ended.”

We all looked at Sam and she gave us an incredulous look. “You guys still haven’t even told me what happened!”

Opi and Rou both started to explain, stumbling over each other again.

“Oh, shut up you two,” Syra said exasperatedly. “You got this crazy golden aura that radiated light. And then the room filled with these little glow bugs. Then the water jumped out of it’s bowl like the glowbugs were having a water balloon fight.”

“Your shadows got super creepy too,” I added. “They were really long and dark while it happened.”

Sam’s eyes got super wide while we talked, looking between us in disbelief. “Seriously?”

“Didn’t you notice anything weird?” Opi asked as Syra and Rou nodded at her.

Sam’s eyes met mine. “Really Mary? I know you wouldn’t lie to me.”

I nodded as well. “It was really crazy.”

Sam nodded, looking a little bit like she might faint. “Okay… Okay that’s cool.”

“Are you okay?” I asked. “Do you see anything different?”

“Yeah, I’m fine…” she said, though I still thought she should sit down. “Nothing really looks different…”

She leaned up against the rough wooden wall of the clubhouse and I leaned beside her, looking at our friends.

“Okay, clearly we all want to do this,” I said. “But right now, we can’t do anything until we get some more dew. So why don’t we collect some more then get together again tomorrow? Maybe we can even get extra in case it vanishes again.”

“Wait, what about me?” Rou asked angrily.

“Well, when can you come back?” I asked. “Maybe we can get all of us done first, then do you when you come home next?”

“That’s just a fancy way of saying it’ll never be my turn,” Rou said. Her voice sounded a bit heavy. “You guys will all do it then no one will want to do it again when it’s my turn.”

“What?” Sam said. “We wouldn’t do that you, Rou!”

Her reassurances didn’t seem to help Rou that much. The older girl bit her lip uncomfortably. Even Syra seemed worried.

“When can you come home again?” Syra asked.

“Thursday,” Rou said. She sounded like she was trying not to cry.

“That’s practically the next day!” I said, but Rou just shrugged unhappily. “We could just get everyone done tomorrow and then the next day, we do you.”

“That’s what everyone says,” Rou said. “But then it’s never my turn.”

I sighed, “Rou, we wouldn’t do that to you!”

“It’s my ring,” she said aggressively, “If I take it home now then no one can do it.”

Opi gave her a dirty look. “So it’s you or nobody?”

“Shut up, Opi,” I snapped. “Okay, how about this. Tomorrow, we’ll do Opi. Then we’ll wait for you to come home on Thursday, and do you next. Then Syra can go, then me.”

“You can go first, Mary,” Syra said.

I gave her a questioning look. “Are you sure?”

“Yeah,” she shrugged. “I was the one who said it wasn’t really. I was totally wrong. I can wait.”

“You know we don’t really care about that…” I said but she was shaking her head.

“I’d just feel better if you went first.”

I shrugged too. “Well, if you don’t care…”

Syra smiled. Opi smiled too.

“So, I get to go next?” he asked, still clutching the book.

“Yeah, sure,” I said smiling. “But you have to collect your own dewdrops. Maybe you guys can help too.”

Opi rolled his eyes. “Yeah, I think I can manage that.”

“Good,” I said, handing him the bottle, “because it’s really annoying.”

I looked at Rou. “Does that work for you too?”

She still looked uncomfortable but nodded at me. “I guess so. Don’t break my ring though!”

“We won’t,” I promised. “Or at least, we’ll try not to.”

I looked at the dish that had held the dew drops to make my point. Rou winced as she looked at it. “Well, only the water vanished though, right? Even the candle is still burning.”

Sam nodded. “I wonder why only the water reacted…”

I shrugged. “It’s literally magic.”

Syra giggled but Opi looked thoughtful. “I wonder if it’s in the book…”

“Well, you’ll have a chance to study it,” I said. “Looks like you’re up next.”

The Librarian’s Code, Part 6

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Sam stepped into the inner circle of the markings on the floor carefully, trying hard not to scuff the marks on the floor. She passed me the handful of milkweed when she was in the middle, and I stepped back to look at the book. I had to lean over Rou and Opi to see it.

“What’s she supposed to do with the items we collected?” I asked.

“I’m looking,” Opi said, flipping through the book. Rou glanced up at the circle.

“Did we make sure to point this circle north?” she whispered.

Opi looked up. “We can only hope now. It’s pointed towards the clocktower? I think that’s north of here.”

“It is,” I said firmly. Sam gave me a questioning glance and I shrugged. “It was a homework assignment a few years ago. We were supposed to map out the neighbourhood.”

“And you went all the way to the clocktower?” she asked. “I only did my block.” I shrugged again, a little more sheepishly. “I wanted extra credit.”

“Nerd,” she said, but she sounded nervous.

I smiled at her. “This is cool, right?”

“Yeah…”

She gave me a small smile back, a tiny, fluttering thing that disappeared a moment later as Opi announced, “I’ve figured it out!”

“So, first up, we need four glass dishes. Sam, does your mom have any of those?” he said, reading out from the list.

“Uhh, yeah,” she replied, moving to step out of the circle.

“I’ll get them!” I volunteered. Sam shot me a grateful look.

“Thanks.”

I tiptoed my way around the chalk lines, racing towards the back door of Sam’s house. Sam’s mom was sitting at the kitchen table, reading a book. The cover of the book featured a girl holding a large, glowing jar. Sam’s mom looked up when I came in.

“Oh! Hi Mary,” she said, standing up. “Is everything okay out there? Do you kids need snacks? Drinks?”

“No, no we’re fine,” I said quickly. “But umm… Do you have any glass dishes we can use?”

“Dishes?” she asked, looking confused. “Sure honey, let me get you some.”

She walked to the cupboards, and I saw her pulling down a few plastic plates.

“Glass ones,” I interrupted, “If it isn’t too much trouble.”

She pursed her lips. “You promise you’ll be careful with them?”

I made an X shape over my chest. “Cross my heart.”

She didn’t look happy, but she went through her cupboards, looking for something glass. She pulled down a few bowls and put them on the counter. “How many did you need?”

“One more,” I said. She frowned, pulling down a sundae cup.

“Will this do?” she asked.

“Perfect,” I said, trying to smile confidently. She passed them my way.

“Please be careful with them, Mary,” she said, sounding a little strained. Sam’s mom had always been the over-protective, hovering type. Once at a soccer game, I’d noticed her on the sidelines watching us play. Every time Sam went to kick the ball, her mom would cringe like she expected her to end up snapping her legs. But for some reason, she never seemed to worry when we were in the clubhouse out back. Maybe she figured we couldn’t get into trouble in the backyard.

“I will, Mrs. Jezery,” I promised, heading out the door with the glass dishes.

When I got back, Sam was sitting in the centre of the magic runes. Her legs were crossed and her hands rested on her knees.

“Did you get the dishes?” Opi asked. I passed him the bowls and sundae cup. He looked at them and shrugged.

“Put the milkweed in here,” he said, holding out the cup. I dumped in the handful of messy fluff. I noticed that there was four smaller circles drawn on the floor. He placed the sundae cup in the western space. I watched as he placed the other 3 items in the plates. He lit tow of the candles, standing them up on the bowl with a few drips of wax. He blew out one of them gently, leaving a tiny glowing ember beside the larger flame. That he placed in the southern circle, and the dew went in the west. Lastly, he placed the ring in the northern circle.

“Are you ready Sam?” he asked.

Sam nodded, “I guess so.”

“Did you understand everything?” Opi pressed, “I can go over it again if you like.”

“I think I got it,” Sam said, closing her eyes. I snuck around the outside until I was sitting beside Opi.

“What’s she supposed to do?” I whispered.

He shushed me, sliding the book my way. I looked down at the book as Sam began to hum, but in the gloom of the clubhouse I could barely read the intricate script. I struggled my way through a sentence about “opening up your chakras” before I was released it was getting easier to see.

There was a golden glow forming around Sam.

I gave up on the book, staring up at my friend. As if she recognized that I was watching now, the glow started to break away into tiny wisps, that floated around the room like glowing moths. Her aura was massive now, filling the room with tiny dots of yellow light.

“Shit…” Syra whispered in the corner as the water in the bowl jumped into the air. It seemed to dart between the glowing dustmotes, filling the room with dew and glitter. But there was an undercurrent to the light now. Her shadows began to grow, stretching out dark and black to the corners of the clubhouse. The water still in the bowl began to swirl with a dark shadow that sulked about, snatching up the light and water that danced too close to the surface.

I wasn’t sure how long the effect lasted, but it didn’t seem like long at all before the water had settled back into the bowl. The shadows faded away beneath her and the lights were the last thing to die out. After a few more seconds, Sam opened her eyes.

We sat there in silence, unwilling to break the spell.

“Did it work?” she asked.

I burst into nervous giggles with the rest of the girls.

“Me next!” Opi declared.

The Librarian’s Code, Part 5

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“Kelcie, we will not bother the Falconers over this. We can handle this ourselves,” I said firmly.

“You’ve been saying that a lot Rachael, but I’m not sure you’ve quite realized the scope of the problem,” Kelcie said.

“It’s just some missing books, Kel,” I said confidently, striding over to where Karen was sitting, an unused study room. It was a quiet Tuesday afternoon, I was grateful for that much. None of us seemed to quite have our head in the game when it came to keeping up the charade. “We’re librarians, we can find the books without interrupting the Falconer’s retirement.”

“We should at least let Kinder know,” she said, trying to keep up with me. “He’d-”

“He’d be obligated to let the Falconer’s know,” I finished for her. “No, we can handle this. Come with me.”

She grumbled but followed me anyways as we approached the slight woman. Karen wore thick, black glasses and her short hair was dyed a vivid pink. The kids at the library all loved her, and she’d let them picking the colour of her hair as a prize for our March break read-a-thon. She was also our specialist on the creatures of nature.

“Rachael!” she said when I came close, her voice a mixture of panic and fear. “I’m so sorry, I can’t believe that I fell for that trick! I totally understand if you want to fire me.”

“If I fire you, I need to get a whole new order,” I sighed. “They managed to hit all of the primaries.”

“All of us?” Karen asked, glancing around the room at the other librarians.

I nodded. “I only noticed because one of the books got returned.”

“One of th… How many books are missing, Rachael?” Karen asked, wringing her hands.

“Twenty five.” I’d gone back and counted while I waited for the off-duty librarians to show up. Twenty five out of forty nine books missing before I’d even noticed a problem. I’d had Kelcie check me for glamours too, but unfortunately I didn’t have a convenient excuse for my oversight. Although I had noticed that the orange books were nearly entirely missing as well, in particular Alchemy and Wands. Some of the things in that book could have easily created a compulsion to stay away from that section.

Karen mouthed the number twenty five back to herself. “Did you tell Kinder yet? Or the Falconers?”

“No,” I replied. “And if we’re lucky, we won’t have to.”

“Won’t have to… Rachael, are you crazy?” Karen said, standing up.

“That’s what I said,” Kelcie muttered.

“I think you called me dumb,” I corrected out of habit.

“That too,” Kelcie retorted.

“Either way, I’m not dumb or crazy,” I said, pulling out the paper towel. “Both of you, rack your brain and tell me if this looks familiar.”

I handed the paper towel sketch to Karen and she gave it a quick glance. “What is it?”

“According to Amber, the person she saw was wearing it,” I said.

“And how am I supposed to know what it is?” Karen asked.

“It’s a leaf sigil,” I said, “A leaf that was probably worn by a fae. I’m sure you two must be able to work out something.” Karen gawked at me while Kelcie spluttered. “That… That’s not how it works, Rachael!”

“Why not?” I pressed, putting my hands on my hips. “You are the expert on Fae, aren’t you? It looks like a clan symbol to me.”

“Yes… And yes but…”

“But what?” I demanded.

“But Fae don’t work like that! They change alliances like you and I change clothing! Even if this was a clan symbol, it doesn’t mean it’s a current one!”

“Creatures in the books can’t switch alliances, Kelcie” I said, tapping my foot. “That’s why they’re in the books. To be contained.”

“Well clearly, some of them aren’t contained.” She was getting loud now, and trying to make herself taller. It might have worked if she wasn’t the shortest librarian we had. “And if those ones aren’t contained, they may well have created a new sigil. Or combined two older ones. Or revived one that we already captured. Or even just picked one that belonged to another guy to settle a grudge!”

“You should at least know enough to know if it’s in the book,” I said, miffed.

Kelcie scowled. “Have you memorized every rune and sigil in your specialization?”

“Yes,” I said, begrudgingly. Kelcie scowled more.

“Even then, it’s not the same,” Karen said gently. “There’s at least a dozen creatures that might have used a feather or oak leaf in my field alone. Then you add in Kel’s-”

“So get me a list of possible suspects then,” I said, throwing up my hands. “At least give me something to work on.”

Kelcie sighed. “You know there is another copy of the books…”

“Let’s at least exhaust all possibilities first,” I said firmly. “Maybe get Amber in on this, maybe she can help with the feather.”

“It. Doesn’t. Work. Like. That,” Kelcie growled, but I was already walking away towards the back room. The other librarians turned to look at me as I walked through the lobby. We’d had them separated while we broke the glamours, but now they were all slowly emerging from the rooms. Presumably to discuss how collectively fucked we were.

“Where are you going?” Karen called, following me out of the study room. Kelcie just shot daggers at my back.

“I’m going to get suited up,” I said.

“We don’t even have a target yet!” Karen yelled, stopping in her tracks. I saw Mark walking towards me from the far side of the library, but he would only try to talk me out of this. I added a bit more speed.

“Then find me one!” I yelled. “Because if you don’t, then I need to start looking for one.”

I pushed open the door to the backroom and slipped behind the rows of used books and extra chairs. There, nestled in the back, was a massive wrought iron gateway. The gate was solid, backed with thick, black wood. The iron designs etched out a seven pointed star, with runes and sigils marking every point. I did know what they meant, even without having to look them up. But then, these runes were easy. They were one of the first secrets any of us learned.

I reached into my blouse, pulling out an ornate key on a long chain necklace. The key was black, just like the gate, and held a large, indigo gem in the bow. Even in the dim light, I could see that it swirled with reds and blacks in it’s core. Before Mark or Karen could catch up, I fitted it into the keyhold in the centre of the star, turning it with a satisfying click.

“And if I need to start asking questions,” I whispered, “I still want to be armoured up.”

The Librarian’s Code, Part 4

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“Why did you bring your sister?” Opi asked.

Syra shrugged, “When I told her what we were doing, she wanted in.”

“You wanted my class ring!” Rou said, “I’m not going to let you trade away my class ring for magical powers without at least getting in on this.”

Syra rolled her eyes. “I told you, it’s not going to work anyways. But they wanted a tourmaline for this.”

“And lucky you, I own one,” Rou said, plunking herself down in the corner of the clubhouse.

“Still think it’s an ugly stone,” Syra muttered.

“Luckily, no one asked you,” Rou said, working the ring off her finger. She passed it to me and I inspected it. It was a silver ring, with our school’s crest stamped into the side. The other side had the year 2013 imprinted in it. In the middle was a large, orange starburst stone. It was one of the school’s colours, but Syra was right, it wasn’t a terribly pretty colour. Although looking at Rou’s electric blue hair, I thought maybe it suit her perfectly.

“Thank you for letting us use it,” Sam said, smiling at Rou.

She squirmed uncomfortably. “Only if you let me join in the ritual,” she reiterated.

“Of course,” Sam said. “You know you’re always welcome to hang out with us, Rou.”

She’d gotten the nickname years ago, back when she used to hang out with us more. Before we had met Opi too. She’d been the best double-dutch player on the school yard, and everyone knew it. In a jump-a-thon for heart disease, she’d gone for 6 hours straight and earned a ice cream day for her entire class. Of course, then she’d gone off to high school two years earlier than we did, and by the time we got there too, she was too embarrassed to hang out with us ‘Minor niners’. Personally, I’d always thought it hit Sam the hardest out of any of us. But Sam didn’t seem concerned now.

On the other hand, Rou did seem uncomfortable. Well good, I thought nastily. Maybe she feels guilty about ignoring us.

“What about you Mary, did you get your components?” Opi asked.

I pulled out a small glass jar, filled with a few dribbles of water. “I hope you all appreciate how hard it is to collect dewdrops at sunrise.” I said, plunking the jar into the middle of the room. I’d had to get up at 5 AM to do it, just to get out of the house on time. It had looked pretty, at least, with all the grass sparkling when the sun hit it.

“Is that going to be enough?” Opi asked, tilting the jar.

“It better be,” I replied. By the time I had to leave for school I’d just barely got enough to wet your fingers, and my pyjamas had been soaked through. “What about you?”

“I couldn’t convince my parents to start a fire last night,” he complained. “They said it was too warm.”

“So what, this was for nothing?” I asked. We’d assigned Opi to the component to collect ’a spark of rebirth.’ We’d all agreed that an ember that could be used to rekindle a fire would be the most effective. Opi had promised that he’d get his parents to set up a fire last night, then grab one of the embers in the morning.

“I grabbed these instead,” he said, pulling out a book of matches and a box of birthday candles. “When I called Sam she said maybe they would work instead.”

I looked at Sam and a quick explanation poured out of her mouth. “Well, I thought maybe since birthday’s are like, the day that you’re born, and we blow out the candles to signify that you’re a year older, maybe it would work? I know it’s not really rebirth but it’s kinda on the same themes…”

“I don’t know…” I said.

Syra scoffed. “Mary, if this doesn’t work it’s not going to be because he didn’t get the right kind of spark. It’ll be because magic isn’t real and this is dumb.”

“I’m going to laugh if this works for everyone except you, because you didn’t believe in it,” I said, sticking my tongue out at her. “Fine, close enough. What about you Sam?”

Sam opened her hands to reveal a handful of milkweed fluff. I counted the dark seeds to ascertain she had seven. They were there.

“And all of them were caught out of the air?” I asked, “The book was clear that they had to be plucked from the sky.”

“Yup!” she said proudly. “My mom always called these ‘wishies’. If you caught them you were supposed to make a wish then let them go. If they touched the ground, it wouldn’t come true.”

“I wonder if that’s relevant,” Rou said. “Can I see the book?”

I passed it over to her, pulling some stolen chalk out of my backpack. “You should draw the runes too,” I said.

“Why me?” Rou asked.

I shrugged. “Sam collected the milkweed. I collected the dew. Opi got the candles and Syra sort of got the tourmaline. So if you draw the diagram, we all contributed.”

Opi nodded and Sam added, “Plus, you were always the best artist. I still can’t make a circle.”

Rou took the chalk, studying the book. “Yeah, I can probably draw this. Sam, make sure you don’t put that milkweed down though.”

Sam nodded, sliding back into the corner of the clubhouse as Rou began to draw.

“Were we supposed to say something while we draw this?” I asked, “Or maybe sing something?”

“I didn’t see anything in the book,” Rou said. “But I guess you can if you want.” “What would you even sing for something like this?” Syra asked, stepping back so Rou could finish her circle.

“Hocus Pocus by Focus,” Sam said. We all giggled nervously as Rou drew the lines.

In the corner, Opi started humming a quick paced tune. I wasn’t sure what it was right away, but suddenly it clicked into place. I wasn’t sure why he’d jumped to Offspring, but I hummed along with him.

“You guys are weird,” Rou said. She leaned back again, comparing the sketch to the book. “Does this look right?”

I looked over her shoulder and couldn’t spot anything that seemed out of order. “I think that’ll work?”

Opi leaned over as well, inspecting the lines carefully. “You missed a line here,” he said, pointing out the missed rune.

“Good catch,” Rou said leaning over to fix the drawing. She and Opi pored over the tomb for a bit longer before agreeing it was complete.

“Who goes first?” I whispered, staring at the lines.

“I will,” Sam said.

The Librarian’s Code, Part 3

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“They got Karen too,” Kelcie whispered in my ear. She’d come in, arm cast and all when I called. So had most of the other librarians.

I groaned, writing another name on my list. “At this rate, it might be easier to name who they didn’t get, Kelcie.”

“Uh… Well, they didn’t glamour me, so far as I can tell,” Kelcie replied. “And Mark seemed clean too.”

“Okay, that’s good information,” I said, turning the list over and writing the names upside down.

“And they didn’t glamour you either,” Kelcie added.

“Of course not,” I muttered, “Faeries hate salt.”

I heard the woman snerk under her breath and I grinned at her. “Did you figure out anything about who took out the rest of the books, Kel?”

“Beyond that they were fae?”

“Well yeah, if they’re casting glamours then obviously we have fae,” I replied. “I meant something useful that could track them down.”

Kelcie snorted at me, making her dark bangs fall over her eyes. “I appreciate your faith in me, but even other faeries have trouble spotting glamoured faeries. Your best bet is probably in that brooch that Amber described.”

I flipped up the top sheet of my clipboard, looking at the paper towel doodle under the list. It was loose and sketchy, but still better than the other reports we had gotten. “An old woman” according to Jeff. “A blond boy” according to Nate.

“Did Karen say who she lent the book to?” I asked, “Any descriptors would help at this point.”

Kelcie shrugged. “She said they smelled like rain and wanted one of the blue books. “Haunting Melodies” she thinks.”

I wrote that down too, she was the first one to remember the book title. “Looks like Jeff and Nate got hit the hardest out of everyone so far. Do you think they could have been the ones to loan out multiple books?”

“I think you’re making assumptions we can’t afford to make, Rach,” Kelcie replied. “They might have just been generally less observant than the other two. Most men wouldn’t notice a perfume or brooch on a good day.”

“Well give me something, Kel!” I snapped. “So far, I’m cruising the city looking for a boy or woman wearing a brooch who smells like rain. I think most people would agree this isn’t feasible, and that I need more to go off.”

“You have the design of the sigil,” Kelcie retorted. “That’s probably enough to identify which house the faeries hailed from, and potentially what they were looking for.”

“Which would be great,” I said, rolling my eyes, “If they hadn’t stolen the reference to the house sigils as what I can only assume was their first act.”

“Sometimes, Rachael, you act really dumb for smart person,” Kelcie said, rubbing the inner corners of her eyes.

“What are you talking about?” I asked.

“Yeah, we’re missing the books. But we aren’t missing the book’s source.”

“If you tell me to just go ask the fae, you’re pretty dumb as well,” I retorted. Not my wittiest moment, granted, but in that moment Kelcie was shaking her head.

“Just go to the Falconers. See what they remember.”


“Where did you say you got this?” Syra asked, running her hands over the tooled leather cover. The vibrant orange leather seemed to glow in the dim light of the dusty clubhouse. We were getting a little too old for the clubhouse, but it was still the best place to go for privacy in Sam’s house. Her parents were nice enough, but they could be a little over-bearing at times.

“It was in a garage sale that my parents took me to,” Opi said, leaning over the book. “I found it in a stack of lame romance novels.”

“But what is it?” I asked, grabbing at the leather book. There was an golden ribbon tied around the book and knotted near the front. I tugged the ribbon open and the book bounced up in my hands, barely held shut by the weight of the cover.

Opi shrugged. “I dunno Mary, I hadn’t opened it yet. I was waiting until I could show you guys.”

“So you don’t even know what’s inside?” I teased. “What if it turns out to be like, some dumb romance story with a fancy cover?”

“That could be cool too!” Syra said. “It might be like, ‘Avery grabbed Henry’s throbbing member, stroking it gently…’”

“Eww, Syra, why is that where your brain goes?” Sam said, cutting her off. Her face had gone so pink her freckles had nearly vanished.

Syra shrugged, “I just think it’d be funny if it was all porn.”

“Well, no luck for that,” I said, peeking inside the cover. “Opi was right, this book is cool.”

Sam leaned closer to me. “What’d he find?”

I spread the book wide on the floor of the clubhouse. “It looks like a book of magic spells.”

“What?” Sam said, craning her head around to look at the page. “Be serious, Mary.”

“No really, I think it’s a spell book!” I said, pointing out the runes on the page. “Like, read this bit. Locust of air. To cast this spell, you will need 5 wings of the mayfly, 7 maple keys, and the breath of a sleeping cat. You will also need to connect to a leyline of air.

“That just sounds like gibberish,” Syra said, pushing aside her long, blonde hair, but Opi was leaning over now as well.

“I knew this book was going to be awesome,” he said, a smile creeping across his face to reveal crooked teeth and braced. I smiled back at him shyly.

Sam pulled the book towards herself, flipping back the pages. “What’s the first spell? Maybe we can try these.”

“Do you really believe these are spells?” Syra frowned. “It’s probably all nonsense and fairy tales.”

Sam gave her a sheepish look. “Maybe? If they don’t work, then no harm, right?”

I flipped through to the beginning. “The first spell says it’s some sort of initiation?”

Opi practically pushed me out of the way to look. “Seriously?”

“Yeah,” I said, moving back a bit to give him more room.

Opi started to read the book out loud. “One of the first things any new sorcerer should do is perform an initiation ritual. Such a ritual will allow them to see beyond the mortal veil and into the leylines that cross the globe. This initiation process is crucial to learning any further spells within this book.”

“Okay, that’s the spell we should try,” I declared.

“I don’t believe you’re taking this seriously,” Syra scoffed.

I stuck out my tongue. “If you don’t think it’s real, you don’t have to do it.”

“If she doesn’t think it’s real, it won’t really matter, will it?” Opi said. “We’ll just do it and nothing will happen and she’ll be able to tell us ‘I told you so.’”

“See, Opi speaks my language,” Syra said, leaning in towards the book.

“So, are we all doing this?” Sam asked, crowding around the book. I pushed my way into the circle as well.

“We should all do this,” I said firmly. “Otherwise, someone can just lie and say it worked and we can’t prove it.”

“That’s a really dumb reason,” Syra said, but it wasn’t a real protest.

“Are we all in?” I pressed.

“Yeah,” Opi said. Syra and Sam nodded as well.

“Cool. Let’s see what we need,” I said, looking for the steps.

The Librarian’s Code, Part 2

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“Mark, it can’t be the fae,” I argued, despite myself. “We’d have seen more. It would have been obvious earlier.”

Mark just shrugged. “Rach, half the bookshelf is missing and there aren’t that many creatures that are that sneaky.”

“Not that sneaky?” I asked, “Have you read Witchcraft and Brooms? Hobgoblins and Gnomes? Creatures of Smoke?

“Gnomes and Hobgoblins are still fae, Rachael. In fact, every book on the fae is missing.”

I sighed. If he was right, then we were in trouble. The fae were tricky things and their goals were rarely obvious. If he was wrong… Then the book was probably missing off the shelf already, and I’d forgotten what it contained.

“Where is Amber now?” I demanded. Mark pointed out of the room.

“She was hiding in the bathroom last I checked. She may have been persuaded to come out by now, but you scared her pretty badly.”

“I am not evil,” I grumbled, “Come on, we need to go talk to her.”

“And ask what? ‘Hey Amber, are you under a glamour?’”

“Well, we need to ask her something!” I said, striding between the rows. “We need to get those books back and it’s not happening staring around at the empty shelves.”

“Maybe we should get Kelcie then,” Mark said. He was struggling to keep up with my long legs, but I didn’t bother to slow down for him. “She is the expert on glamours.”

“Kelcie has been out all month with a broken arm,” I said. Not that I couldn’t still call her in. If Mark was right about all this I’d probably need to. I hoped it wouldn’t come to that though.

Mark bit his lip. “Could that be relevant? Maybe the fae specifically went out to disable our glamour specialist before they-”

“She was walking the dog,” I cut in. “Come on, we can’t afford to go assuming every coincidence is a plot.”

“If we’re dealing with the fae,” Mark said, “we can’t afford not to.”

I gave him a dirty look before pushing open the bathroom door.

Amber jumped to her feet as soon as I walked in, wiping at her face with a scrap of kleenex. “Hi Rachael, Mark,” she stammered.

“Amber, I need to ask you some quick questions,” I said, a little too forcefully. Mark punched me lightly in the arm but Amber just nodded.

“Question one. What is this book?”

I held up the red leather book that I hadn’t even bothered to reshelve. Amber licked her lips nervously as she looked at it.

“It’s one of the books in the section 11. It’s on loan from the Falconer family and should not be lent out,” she recited. I recognized my own words from earlier in the day. Had I really scared her that much?

“Well, good,” I muttered. “Question two. What did you think it was when you lent it out?”

Amber mumbled something under her breath.

“What was that?” I asked. Amber didn’t speak up any louder the second time. I sighed loudly only to get punched even harder by Mark. “What?” I snapped.

“No wonder everyone is claiming you’re salty these days,” Mark said. I glowered at him but leaned back into the wall.

“Fine, your turn then.” He put out his hand for the book and I passed it over, crossing my arms.

“Amber, we aren’t angry with you,” Mark began. Amber gave me a hesitant glance out of the corner of her eye and Mark sighed in frustration. “Rachael isn’t mad-”

“Yes she is,” I interjected, netting myself a dirty look from Mark.

“-Rachael isn’t mad, she’s just worried,” he continued, still meeting my eyes. “And taking it out on you, I might add.”

I frowned, breaking the gaze first.

Mark continued on. “She just needs to hear what you thought this books was when you lent it out.”

Amber’s lower lip quivered slightly as she spoke, making her words wobble in the middle. “I thought it was a book of fairy tales.”

“But why would you think that?” I blurted out. “We just went through the training! How did they even get the book out of the restricted section?”

Amber burst out into tears again as Mark glowered at me. I looked away, trying to burn a hole in the corner of the bathroom.

“She does raise some valid points though, Amber,” Mark said diplomatically. “Your initiation training was two days before you checked this out. Did you not recognize the book? How did you even check it out?”

Amber’s voice wavered. “I don’t know. I remember someone asking me for one of the books in the back and he pointed through the gate and described it. And I remember thinking how odd it was that we had childrens’ books back there. So I went back and grabbed it.”

“How did you check it out?” Mark pushed. Amber shook her head.

“I don’t remember.”

“Do you remember what the person looked like?” He asked. Amber just shook her head again. “Was he wearing anything distinctive? Interesting piece of jewelry, a funny t-shirt? A suit?”

Amber almost shook her head again, then paused. “He had a brooch in the shape of a stylized leaf.”

“Could you draw it?” Mark asked. When Amber nodded he grabbed a paper towel off the wall, passing it towards her with a pen. Amber quickly doodled the shape onto the towels. I leaned over to look at it as she drew. It was a oak leaf, I was pretty sure, despite her shaky hand. It wasn’t the most artistic leaf I had ever seen, but it was obvious enough. Over it she crossed it with a sketchily drawn feather. I didn’t recognize the symbol off hand, but I was sure it had been in one of the books. That book was now likely missing. Mark’s paranoia was already wearing off on me.

It’s only paranoia if he’s wrong. I reminded myself, seeing the image Amber had drawn. Mark’s lips pursed as he inspected the paper towel that she handed him.

“This is all you remember?” he asked. Amber nodded. Mark passed the paper towel to me and I folded it carefully. “Do you at least remember how you checked it out?”

“No,” she said, rubbing her eyes and nose with her cuff. “I didn’t even remember I’d done it until it came back in. And I didn’t remember why it was a big deal until Rachael yelled at me.”

“I didn’t yell,” I muttered, looking at the paper towel so I wouldn’t have to see Mark’s disapproval. I could still feel it in my peripheral vision though.

“And then what happened?” Mark asked, still glowering.

“I finally looked at the book and realized what it was,” Amber said. “I did listen in the training, Rachael.”

I hurrumphed at the girl, neither approving nor disapproving.

“Sort of like you were purposefully ignoring it before and it suddenly came into focus?” Mark asked.

“Yeah,” she replied.

Mark sighed. “We need to call in Kelcie, Rachael.”

I nodded in agreement.

“One last question, Amber,” I said. She looked at me expectantly. “Were there any other books missing when you grabbed this one.”

Amber’s hand flew to her mouth. “Yes… Plenty.”

I sighed, thrusting the paper towel into my pocket. “Stop looking at me like that, Mark. You know I hate when you’re right.”

The Librarian’s Code, Part 1

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Well, I’ve been slacking off on my blog a lot lately because I’ve been working on a book.  However, I hit publish on that book a few hours ago and am now waiting for Amazon to approve in.  In the mean time, NaNoWriMo started three days ago, and I’m using that as a chance to push myself back into writing new stuff.  So with that in mind, here’s the first part of my NaNoWriMo project.


“Why is this book in the return pile?” I asked, pulling the red book out of the stack of dystopian teen fiction that sat on the checkout counter.

Amber looked at me in confusion. “Probably because someone borrowed it, Rach.”

“They borrowed this book, Amber?” I insisted, holding it up so she could see it clearly. Unlike most of the library, filled with dog-eared paperbacks, this book was unique. The thick stack of papers were hand bound in blood red leather, hand-tooled with runes and symbols. A red ribbon wrapped around the book several times, binding it shut as if opening it would release something evil.

“Yeah, last week. Why?” Amber asked, barely glancing over. Her eyes seemed to slide off the book like it wasn’t important. I frowned at her. Amber was normally a sharp one.

“Amber, look at me for a moment,” I said, catching her eye. “Are you trying to tell me that you loaned out Birds of Fire?”

“We’re a library, Rachael,” Amber said, sounding exasperated. “Loaning out books is what we-ohhhh.”

Her eyes suddenly went wide, staring at the red book. One of her hands went to her mouth and I raised my eyebrows at her.

“Now you see my issue?” I asked, though it was obvious she’d finally noticed her error. Birds of Fire was specifically not meant to be loaned out, as Amber should have known. Most of our books were meant to teach or provide an escape. But this one was more than just that. There were secrets in the covers. Secrets we were bound to protect.

“I… yeah,” Amber stuttered, looking at the ground. I sighed at her, crossing my arms. Amber was new to our library, and I’d had my doubts about her from the get go. The rest of the staff had told me I was over-reacting, but now I was beginning to wonder.

“Do I need to explain this to you again?” I said sternly. “The books in the section 11 are all restricted to the general public. They’re here on loan from the Falconer family, and are all one-of-a-kind books. We do not lend these out.”

“Y-Yes Ma’am,” she said. Her voice quivered as she spoke, and I could see she was on the edge of tears. I glowered at her a moment longer, hoping to drive the message home. Amber tried to meet my eyes, but one stray tear spilled over her cheek. She hastily wiped it away.

“It won’t happen again,” she whispered before turning around and practically running for the bathroom. I sighed, sitting down behind the desk to process the rest of the returns.

I’d checked in half of the stack when Mark appeared out of the racks, leaning over the counter.

“I hear you’re terrorizing the new girl again,” he said. His words sounded playful, but I could hear the scolding edge all the same. I grunted at him. I probably deserved it for driving her to tears. And yet…

I slid the red leather book out from the beside the computer so he could see it, and he let out a low whistle.

“That’s the book she lent out?” he asked. I nodded and he frowned. “No wonder you’re mad.”

“Glad you’re caught up,” I said gruffly. “I can’t even figure out how she checked it out, this book has no code or slip.”

“I’m a little more concerned about why she loaned it out,” Mark said, and something in his words made my blood run a little cold. I looked up at him curiously.

“She said she thought it was just a book of fairy tales,” he said.

“She what?” I raged. “Mark, she just finished her initiation last week! Do you think she was making excuses, or is she just that stupid?”

“Rachael, I know you dislike her, but I don’t think it was either.” Mark was frowning.

“Oh come on, don’t try to protect her,” I said. “Either she’s dumb or she’s unreliable and either way I’m close to firing her now.”

“Rachael, our initiation process is pretty intense. You can’t really cheat your way through it.”

“So then she’s making excuses,” I said, standing up and grabbing the thick leather book. “Come on, let’s go put this back.”

“Maybe you should go talk to her before you make any decisions,” he said, falling into step behind me. “I ran her tests myself and she was on point the whole time. I can’t believe she’d mess that up so quickly.”

“Well she obviously did,” I said, unlocking the door to the private collections. Mark was right behind me. “You know this as well as I do, Mark, this isn’t something we can easily forgive.”

“I understand that but-” Mark cut off as we reached the final shelf, staring down the aisle.

I quickened my step slightly behind him. “But wha- Whoa!”

I stared at the row where the book belonged. What should have been rows upon rows of rainbow-coloured leather books had been gutted. Half the shelf was empty with unsightly gaps between the green and blue books. The entire yellow section was missing, and the book in my hand was only one of the slots in the reds. Overall, at least half of the books were missing.

“I am going to kill her,” I whispered.

Mark shook his head. “I think we have a bigger problem, Rach.”

“If you mean how we’re going to get these back…” I began, but he was cutting me off.

“Amber has only been on the checkout once since she finished her initiation,” he said. “Do you really think she could have messed up this many times in one day?”

I looked at the gutted shelf again. I was angry enough to argue with him, because the only other option was scarier.

“Rachael, I think we’re dealing with a fae.”

How to Stop Procrastinating and Write.

So, in my last post, (Which was a whole month ago.  I swear I meant to post sooner) I’d hoped to get some people riled up and writing.  And hopefully, you started working on some writing. But sometimes, both for beginners and the more seasoned pros, you find yourself just staring at a blank page, wondering where to start.  And that can be where good intentions start to die.  So I figured it’d be a good idea to write a post on how to start a story when it’s just not working.

HOW TO BEGIN A NEW STORY

Last time, I advised to just start writing. But that that doesn’t always work.  So in case motivation is flagging, here’s my list of common issues and solutions to get you back on track.

Problem 1. Finding an idea. Sometimes, you just don’t know what to write. Luckily, there’s a lot of sources for Writing Prompts!  You can try Reddit or find a book!  Or sometimes, the best sources are just to think about your own life, or an interesting story you’ve heard.  Adding a few twists on your own life can result in something amazing.

But maybe you knew that. Maybe you went through a dozen prompts, and they all bored you. I know that I’ve been there before.  Chances are, you’re suffering from what’s known as Choice Overload.

The truth is, you could probably write a story on any number of ideas, even something as simple as dropping the soap or something wacky like time-travelling aliens fighting Hitler in a world with superpowers while God and the Devil play a game. Just about any idea can spawn a story if you’re really devoted. But now you’ve considered so many that none of them are sticking out over the others as the best. So let’s eliminate some options. Go write out a list of every single idea you have, however you prefer to get ideas.  Then get a die (if you have a twenty-sided die around, even better) or your favourite number generator.  And roll the dice! Find the prompt that matches that number.

Problem 2: Refining an idea. Now maybe you did all that and still got one that you don’t want to write. It’s too specific or not specific enough or maybe you just thought it was silly. Remember, prompts are meant to just be starting spots. Let’s think of some ways to twist the initial idea.

  • Whatever character(s) you originally pictured in the prompt, considering switching their gender(s).
  • If it was a prompt about you, picture someone diametrically opposed to you in the same situation.
  • If it’s a romantic idea, consider writing about a homosexual relationship.
  • If the prompt is about famous person, replace their name with someone else in a similar position.
  • If it’s about God or the devil, consider using a different god, like Zeus and Hades. Or maybe it’s Zeus and Lucifier! Mix and match.
  • Not all conflicts are on a grand scale.  If the prompt is about a conflict, consider scaling it down to be between children, or scaling it up to be between countries or even planets.
  • If you’re still drawing a blank, roll the die again. But since this can easily put you back into problem one, this is the last dice roll! And now there’s one more option for a twist. Consider writing a story based on both this and the last prompt.

Problem 3: Defeating Anxiety. By now, you probably have some idea, even if you don’t think it’s a good one. Well, that’s our goal for today, so don’t worry. Not every story you write will be a blockbuster. Sometimes, you just need something short that you can write in an evening and forget, just to stay in practice and clear the air so you can come back to writing masterpieces tomorrow. Maybe it’ll even come out better than you think.

Problem 3: Defeating the blank page. Alright, so hopefully now, we have an idea on what to write. But the trick is, where to start? I’m sure everyone has had the experience of writing and rewriting the first sentence a dozen times. So here’s two words to start your story.

“One Tuesday…”

Yup, that easy. You could also do “Once upon a time…” if you prefer. But this is just a quick and dirty trick. See, now that you know where the story starts, you can write out that first sentence.

“One Tuesday, Mary’s perfectly calm afternoon was destroyed by the piercing wail of a child’s cry.”

And now hopefully, you can move on to finish the rest of the story. But obviously, you don’t want every story you write to start with “One Tuesday” or “Once upon a time.” And that’s where the dirty trick comes in. Once you’ve finished your story, go back to the beginning, and erase those words.

“Mary’s perfectly calm afternoon was destroyed by the piercing wail of a child’s cry.”

Problem 4: Defeating procrastination. Weren’t you listening last time? Stop procrastinating, go write!

But seriously, I get it. Sometimes, you’re always promising it’ll be just 5 more minutes. So let’s get down to the brass tacks.

  • Do you have 30 minutes right now? Go find a timer and set it for 25 minutes.  Then just write.  Then when it’s done, you can take a 5 minute break, and maybe do it again.
  • Sometimes, life is just busy and you can’t find the chance to write. In this case, try writing it into your schedule. Wake up 30 minutes earlier, or set aside 30 minutes in the evening or at your lunch hour just devoted to you writing.
  • If you’re seriously time limited, try spending 5 minutes sometime throughout the day to write an outline first. A good outline can help you double the amount of words you’re putting out when you do get a chance to write.

And that’s it for this post!  Now go write, because writing is fun.  🙂

Lexi’s Rules for Starting Writers

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This blog is now a little over a year old.  Unfortunately, it’s original purpose as a place to showcase my writing, has been abandoned in that time.  It’s not because I’ve stopped writing, but a lot of my writing is now focused on larger projects, and fewer short stories.  This unfortunately makes it hard to keep up regular posts.

Instead, I’m going to start using this blog to help answer some of the more common questions I hear.  Alongside the writing I’ve been doing, I also help moderate on /r/WritingPrompts, a community of over two million subscribers, many of whom are various stages of amateur writers themselves.  Many of them who are just starting to write for the first time.  Today’s post is for them.

Lexi’s Rules for Beginner Writers

  1. Start Writing.  And I mean start writing now.  I would urge you to stop reading this post, find a word processor or notebook you like, and start writing something. You probably won’t, but the only way to become a writer is to stop thinking about it and to go do it.  Don’t worry, we’ll come back to this.
  2. Write Every Day.  This is a hard one, but it’s also an important one.  Don’t just write ‘when the mood strikes,’ aim to write something every single day.  Even if it’s bad.  The best way to track this is to get a calendar and cross of every day, but only after you’ve finished writing something.
  3. Don’t beat yourself up if you fail rule #2.  Okay, so #2 is important, but this point is just as important.  It’s really important to try and write every day, but don’t let your past failures encourage you into just giving up and never starting again.  So you messed up once.  Do better tomorrow.
  4. Publish everything.  And I don’t mean through a proper publishing channel, but put your work out on the internet.  This is a great case for the community I linked above, Reddit’s /r/WritingPrompts, but you can just as easily do it here on WordPress.  It takes maybe 5 minutes to create a blog or a reddit account, and start posting your work.  Post your story in the comments here if you want.  The reason for this is to counteract fear.  Most people fail to develop a new ability when they get scared that they’ll do it badly.  They worry that their stuff isn’t as good as everyone else’s.  No one’s work starts out perfect or even decent.  The only way to get past that is to keep doing it.  Publishing your work, even when you’re just starting out, even when your writing is bad, ensures you’ll never get caught in a loop of hiding your stuff away until it’s ‘perfect’.  Sure, it might suck.  Someone might even tease you.  But they don’t know you.  They don’t know that you’re going to get better, and this is just the first step to that.
  5. Ask for people’s opinions.  Especially when you liked your piece.  This one can be hard, because a lot of people don’t want to give away their time.  Don’t make them give away their time for free.  There’s plenty of communities out there that will offer a critique for a critique, many of them on Reddit such as /r/WritingCritiques.  There’s other writers who want feedback, offer an exchange.  You read their work, you read theirs.  Or ask a friend.  Friends are good for that.
  6. Critique your own work.  Read what you’ve written back to yourself.  Do it out loud.  Do it carefully.  Does it still sound good?  Do parts of it make you cringe?  Go back and try to fix them, make them sound better.
  7. Read and critique other people’s work.  Read other people’s writing.  Read lots of it.  Re-read your favourite book, and try to isolate the parts that make it your favourite.  What was the author doing?  What details did he elaborate on?  What did they skim?  How did they fill up so many words?  Join a critique group, find what issues other people had.
  8. But mostly importantly, START WRITING NOW.  If you can’t think of a topic, go to /r/WritingPrompts to find one.  If you don’t like the prompts, take half of one.  Twist it around until you do like it.  Pick one where ‘What happens next?’ feels painfully obvious and just write it.  No more excuses, no more talking about writing.  Just write.  Procrastination time is over and this article is finished.

A Cup of Tea

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It was a typical Tuesday afternoon for Patrice Pristine. She had just finished filing her boss’s expense report for the last month and was setting up his 9 AM meeting when he unexpected burst out of his office.

“Ahhh, Patrice, what are you doing here still?” he asked, looking startled to see her. Patrice looked at him over her horn-rimmed glasses.

“I’m always here at this tme, Mr Hiedeman. It’s only 2 PM,” she replied.

Mr Hiedeman looked uncomfortable. “Oh, I see HR hasn’t told you yet…”

“Told me what?” she asked. An uneasy knot was beginning to form in the pit of her stomach, but she swallowed it down. Mr Hiedeman looked even more uncomfortable.

“I’m sorry, I really shouldn’t be the one to tell you,” he said haltingly.

“Tell me what?” She could really feel the dread now, right down to the tips of her perfectly manicured fingernails, still posed over his calendar.

Her boss adjusted his tie as if it was choking him. “Well, you see, it’s just that the company is… Well, downsizing, in a way.”

“Downsizing,” she said as if she was in a dream.

“Yes,” he latched onto that word as if he were a drowning man clinging to a lifejacket. “Downsizing. And I’ve just gotten word that they’ve decided your salary is… Well, too high really. We just can’t afford it anymore.”

“My salary… Is being cut?” she asked. It had never been much anyways, but her living expenses were small. It might mean a few sacrifices, one less manicure here, a bag of looseleaf tea less there. But Mr. Heideman didn’t seem less uncomfortable.

“Oh no, no. We couldn’t do that to you, you’ve been such an asset to the company. We decided it would be an insult to pay you less than what you clearly deserve,” he stammered.

“But…” she said, waiting for the other shoe to drop.

“They’ve decided to terminate your contract,” he said with finality. “They hired a new girl, straight out of college, she barely expected a pittiance…”

Mr Heideman went on but Miss Pristine barely heard him. She looked about her desk that she’d sat at for the past 20 years. It was covered in small knick knacks and curios she’d collected over the years. And soon it would all be in a box in her apartment. Her eyes fell onto a blue mug beside her monitor. It was empty now, she’d finished the bag of tea she kept in her desk.

She stood up suddenly and Mr Heideman stopped his rambling. “Are you alright, Patrice?”

“Yes,” she said. “Yes I am… If you’ll excuse me, I think I need a cup of tea.”

She picked up the mug, then glanced at the rest of her desk. “I’ll be back for my things tomorrow,” she said, turning to head for the elevator.

She was out of the building and breathing in the crisp spring air before she realized she’d forgotten her jacket. Standing there with nothing but her blue mug, she considered her options. Head back in now like an idiot or go home for the rich cup of Earl Grey she knew was sitting in her kitchen. It only took her a moment to decide on an option.

Her sensible heels made a distinctive sound as they clipped their way through the company parking lot. It wasn’t until she was standing beside her steel blue car when she realized her keys were in her purse… Which was still sitting with her coat at her desk. She almost turned back then but an insidious thought crossed her mind. That was no longer her desk. That was the new girl’s desk, Miss I’m-Younger-And-Probably-Prettier-Than-You-And-I’ll-Whore-Myself-Out-For-A-Pay-Cheque’s desk. She clenched the mug tighter and clip-clopped all the way out of the parking lot. She could walk.

The city streets were still slushy under her heels as she began her walk home. The old homeless man on the street gave her a wave as she passed.

“Hey Miss, got some spare change?” he asked, smiling at her with his broken smile.

“No,” she replied as she walked by, “I’m just going home for a cup of tea.”

Her heart did a flutter as she walked past a bus stop. Surely that could get her home quicker. But her brain quickly reminded her that her bus pass and spare change was also still in the office, beside her old boss. She stomped on past the bus stop.

“Hey Miss, do you need a pass?” yelled a young hipster waiting at the stop.

“No thank you,” she said, “I just need a cup of tea.”

As she approached King street, she noticed an orange barricade across the street. Perhaps some construction or something was going on. She vaguely recalled hearing news about King Street being shut down but that was ridiculous, they couldn’t shut down the whole street. She breezed past at man in a uniform making gestures at her.

“Ma’am, this road is closed for the parade!” the officer said.

“It’s alright. I’m just going home for a cup of tea,” she replied, dancing past the barricade and onto the empty street.

One right-hand turn away, she noticed the same barricades along Queen street. Now that was outright absurd, you can’t shut down two major city roads. It was as absurd as firing a loyal employee to hire some fresh college bimbo. She stormed past that barricade too, blind to the people around her.

“Hey Miss, would you like to ride on our float? Our Miss Springtime Faerie Queen had to bail!” shouted a man dressed in green and pink sequins.

“No thank you,” replied Patrice Pristine. “I’m just going home for some tea.”

When Patrice saw the familiar sign for her road, she let out a great sigh of relief. She was almost home, and just minutes away from her cup of tea. She set off with purpose down her quaint little road, waving at the Johnson’s house as she walked. Just footsteps from her front door, Mira Johnson ran up to her wearing a full chainmail tunic.

“Patrice, thank god you’re home! A dragon kidnapped Geoff and I didn’t know who else to turn to!” She held out a longsword with a massive ruby set in the hilt. “Will you please help me rescue him?”

“Not today,” Patrice said, “Right now, I just want a cup of tea.”

The blue mug made a satisfying clunk as Patrice set about boiling some water. She heard a knock at the door as she filled her infuser, but decided not to answer. She’d had enough shocks for today, she thought, finally relaxing while the mug of tea steeped.

“I guess she’s not home,” said the TV host standing on her doorstep. He turned to the TV crew and handed his over-sized cheque for 34 million dollars to his assistant. “Come on, let’s go check on her neighbours.”


Originally posted on reddit at /r/WritingPrompts